My name is Kristen and I'm 18 and buckwild! I live in South Carolina, but was born and raised in California. I'm in love with a country boy named Luke <3 04.21.12
Things I love to do: read, fish, go out on dates, make graphics for Chaotic Country Graphics, hang out with friends, play video games, reblog stuff, swim, shop, watch t.v.
My favorite T.V. shows: Supernatural, Walking Dead, The Real World, Dexter, Criminal Minds, Girl Code, The Regular Show, Adventure Time, South Park.
A baby elephant sat on my friend
Look at its dumb fucking face I want twelve
Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.
The future is now
do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?
you know what i want to know
how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby
solve that mystery steve
THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT
EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON
PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS
THAT’S FUCKING PAPRIKA
SHE’S CINNAMON’S OLDER SISTER
GOD DAMN TUMBLR I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT
tumblr gets heated over blue’s clues
i love how the professor is like: whatever’s cool with me
because he loves his daughters THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO MAKE HIM PRETTY HE ACCEPTS THIS
so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children.
why aren’t we taught this shit
Book Quotes: - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"Oh I can’t wait to see McGonagall inspected,” said Ron happily. “Umbridge won’t know what’s hit her.”
McGonagall is the Queen of Sass. All Hail McGonagall.
Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.I like how this is called a ‘fun’ fact.
It’s fun because they didn’t decide to murder you.
You never know how much they say “Wildcats” in High School Musical til you have to drink everytime they do.
I’m reblogging this not because they say Wildcats a lot but because we’re acting on the assumption that people who are old enough to drink sit around playing drinking games to HSM and that’s beautiful.